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February 28, 2020

Welcome to another episode of Cult News.

Jaryd has come up with a better name than Cult Leader for me - Cult Overseer.

That is awesome.

Next year I will try for Emperor of Branch K so I can further spread The Cult.

Considering the fact there was only one candidate for this year, it should be easy.

I will see you next time I come in, maybe I will do a full update of the website again.

January 16, 2020

The saurians are chipping us - Sam

逃げるんだよ, スモーキー - Joshua

January 1, 2020

Happy new year from bassifists to all people!

This year was very exiciting not for THE Cult in particular but for all of us I think.

Lots of new things and experiences happened for all of us, for better or for worse,

but we all hope this year and decade is better in every way to the last one.

December 1, 2019

It's finally the Christmas season, so it's time to make the website Christmas themed again.

Mostly the same as last year but yeah.

Go check out the new Christmas flag designed by Adrian in the gallery. Like, right now. Go see.

Merry Christmas from all of the Bassifists.

November 8, 2019

Imagine wearing a hat - Sam (not former)

November 7, 2019

I've changed our motto from "Bassifists Assert Dominance" to "Bassifists In Fundo Maris".

Not only with this further disconnect ourselves from old jokes, it brings in a new one from choir.

In Fundo Maris roughly translates to "at the bottom of the sea", for when we want to go down to the bottom of the sea.

October 30, 2019

Well, it's happened.

After a rigorous voting process from most members of The Cult,

our former cult leader has been impeached,

after something has happened that came to light to say the very very least. His name is only mentioned as a former.

This meaning, I (Lucas) am now the Cult Leader.

I thank people who think I am a good fit for this, even if it is a joke position I don't care.

The first action I choose to do as Cult Leader is to abolish all old jokes. All pictures, every mention. The only time they should ever be mentioned is what the "t" means in our name (formerly).

Also to do some slight reranking of members. We choose to go into a new direction following this change.

I plan to revamp the website after or on the New Year if I am able to make it then.

Thank you.

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