The T.H.E in The Cult stands for The Cult, h and e.
The people who are in The Cult are called Bassifists. It's pronounced like the voice part bass.
We let you be any religion while you are in The Cult. Mostly because this probably isn't serious. You can still join though.
We baptise using tomato soup instead of water. Don't ask why. What you can question is how we already baptised two people.