The T.H.E in The Cult stands for T-pose, h and e.
As of recently, although it is in the name, The Cult has decided to not be as much affiliated with the T-Pose anymore.
The people who are in The Cult are called Bassifists (the voice part bass, not fish bass).
We let you be any religion while you are in The Cult. Mostly because this probably isnt serious. You can still join though.
We baptise using tomato soup instead of water. Don't ask why. What you can question is how we already baptised two people.
Our church is Room 130.