Our two holidays are every week, Tuesday and Thursday.
On Tuesday, we celebrate T-Pose Tuesday. (not much anymore)
On Thursday, we assert our dominace using "this" pose.
We also celebrate all regular American holidays (like halloween or Christmas)
Currently the only annual holiday we have.
Its on November 28th and it's where sal from impractical jokers comes into your house and leaves a deck of only reverse Uno cards for you to use (in any way you wish)
It is on February 5th and we celebrate Sam. If you actually meet him in real life you will understand why we have made a holiday for him.
Rituals page to see more on "this" pose