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Holy items of food.

Life Water

Life Water is our sole form of, well, life.

We open them, and when we hear that tssst from the bottle, we know we have to share it with everyone.

Of course, you can take some for yourself.

Life Waterâ„¢ is guarenteed always clean. Even when a water crisis happens and all of the water is polluted with little blades of grass.

Eating Food

We all know you have to eat food to live, so why not do it any time?

You should especially eat food when you just gotta do it. No matter if that time is during a fire or when you just gotta.

Our favorite food is tomats and potats. Tomats are just tomatoes, whole or souped.

Potats are just french fries when people are too lazy to do simple tasks, such as taking the skin of the potato off.

Potats have now come a rarity as they have nerfed them.

The Golden Quadrality

The Golden Quadrality is the 4 songs that govern us in The Cult, a group known mainly for choral singing.

The first and most important is Epiano. Comprised of a few jazz chords and a solo melody, it is everything but not everything at the same time. And you must clap along.

The second and second most important (obviously) is For The Longest Time. We like to break out in song whenever we feel like it and it has caused such a movement it has sparked a spin-off of The Cult, specializing of singing in the bathroom, of which I am apart of.

The third and fourth are not in any particular order, and they are Shambala (Sambala) and Man in the Mirror. They have a really cool bass part and really boring other parts so these are the kinds of songs we want. No offense to other parts, of course.


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