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The website of the Bassifists.

Status: In Limbo


Updates:


July 1, 2018

Today is both the Cult Leader's and Alfonzo's birthday.

We wish them both great peace on this sacred day.


June 24, 2018

Today, I (the Second in Command) start running this website.

I also had a small reunion with the parting Bassifists by meeting them, and we all touched the Fire Extinguisher.

Whether touching the Fire Extinguisher is now part of our rituals or not will be up to Cult Leader.


June 14, 2018

We are very sad to see most of our Bassifists move on into the next plane of existance.

This includes our Cult Leader, a Third of Command, and three Bassifists.

While they will still be in The Cult, our time with them will be cut short.

We will also have to recruit more people into The Cult so it thrives in the Middle Plane for the next 2 years.