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December 22, 2018

It has been a while, and a change that had to have come soon, has.

We do not want to be affiliated with the T-Pose any longer.

Even though we started with it and the name has it, even Sam himself was said we will be cutting it to only extreme circumstances.

Along with this, the site has been updated to where we are now, and a little christmas theme as well.


December 7, 2018

Our website has reached 10,000 views, with 11 followers on our Neocities page.

All bassifists thank you for checking out our website.

On a sadder note, Emilio has left us. While he will still be in The Cult, we will not see him any more.


November 29, 2018

Today was a smaller cult meeting with all in the middle plane (with Sam and Elijah)

Sam has learned Epiano again, and promises to record it so that we can put it on here.

Also, Sal was Santa. Don't ask.


October 31, 2018

I just wanted to make this update to say that we are still alive and thriving and that something big will come soon.

I choose not to say what on the webiste. Most actual bassifists already know though.

Also, I think the Fortnite war is almost over. Fortnite is dying out at the release of Blackout,

and while I don't prefer Call of Duty, it is nice to see Fortnite starting to die down.

Soon we will not have to see such things like one-dollar fortnite wins on Ebay.


October 23, 2018

Today we have sighted a rival to The Cult, a new one, most likely from Fortnite adding the T-Pose emote.

A group of kids gathered around, with what Jayrd and Patrick said was more than what we ever had.

This is scary, but we dont fret. It might be only for today. And if it isnt, then we will go to war with them.

The war on the Fortnite kids still rages on. We wait for the day we inevitably win.


October 6, 2018

The time has come, brothers. Sooner than we expected.

Only time will tell if this will be more than a war or less than a war.

Edit: At least the sound that plays when you equip it is the traditional Bassifism drone sound


October 5, 2018

We have confirmation that the popular game, Fortnite, will be adding a T-pose to their emote lineup.

This is very bad news, as all 7-10 year olds will now do the T-pose.

Sam himself has decided to wage the war on the 7-year olds and get rid of all of them.

Do your part today, whenever you see a kid doing a fornite dance, use all of the negative energy in you and put it into your T-pose.


September 27, 2018

There have been rumors stating that Patrick (PatL) has to leave The Cult because he chose not to beatbox.

Although we would love for him to beatbox, there is no way that PatL can leave The Cult anyways.


September 24, 2018

Our site has hit 5000 views, and along with that, 5 followers on our neocities page.

All of the bassifists thought that we would not find much success in the website,

but it turns at we were all wrong (for the good)

In the words of Jesus, "Ayee, the cult. More like the religion now"

(also, it is the 3 month anniversary of the website going up)


September 18, 2018

Diego is now a part of acapella as a bass.


September 14, 2018

Emilio has been banished.


September 6, 2018

They removed potats.

These have now come a rarity, so if you have any please send them to us at:

Yellowknife, Mars.

You can send in a sort of care package anywhere and we will be sure to find them.


September 5, 2018

Today, we are finally out of limbo.

All of our members are here (that stayed in the middle plane)

so theres not much to report on it.

Although, we do still miss our Cult Leader and Eddie, along with other bassifists.


August 28, 2018

Today was our cult meeting.

Although we did not have all the members we wanted for our trip,

we did have a considerable amount of fun (we, including Lucas, Eddie, Jesus, and Sam)

The cult meeting was at the fair and I have a sort of vlog-update thing to go along with it.

See the video here


July 1, 2018

Today is both the Cult Leader's and Alfonzo's birthday.

We wish them both great peace on this sacred day.


June 24, 2018

Today, I (the Second in Command) start running this website.

I also had a small reunion with the parting Bassifists by meeting them, and we all touched the Fire Extinguisher.

Whether touching the Fire Extinguisher is now part of our rituals or not will be up to Cult Leader.


June 14, 2018

We are very sad to see most of our Bassifists move on into the next plane of existance.

This includes our Cult Leader, a Third of Command, and three Bassifists.

While they will still be in The Cult, our time with them will be cut short.

We will also have to recruit more people into The Cult so it thrives in the Middle Plane for the next 2 years.