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Older Updates for the year 2019

This is the important updates we put in the second year of, 2019.

Know that most information is out of date.

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December 1, 2019

It's finally the Christmas season, so it's time to make the website Christmas themed again.

Mostly the same as last year but yeah.

Go check out the new Christmas flag designed by Adrian in the gallery.

Merry Christmas from all of the Bassifists.

November 7, 2019

I've changed our motto from "Bassifists Assert Dominance" to "Bassifists In Fundo Maris".

Not only with this further disconnect ourselves from old jokes, it brings in a new one from choir.

In Fundo Maris roughly translates to "at the bottom of the sea", for when we want to go down to the bottom of the sea.

October 30, 2019

Well, it's happened.

After a rigorous voting process from most members of The Cult,

our former cult leader has been impeached

This meaning, I (Lucas) am now the Cult Leader.

I thank people who think I am a good fit for this, even if it is a joke position I don't care.

The first action I choose to do as Cult Leader is to abolish all old jokes. All pictures, every mention. The only time they should ever be mentioned is what the "t" means in our name (formerly).

Also to do some slight reranking of members. We choose to go into a new direction following this change.

I plan to revamp the website after or on the New Year if I am able to make it then.

September 18, 2019

All people who have joined the group chat "The Piss Choir" have been cursed.

Basically, how it works is if you ever join that chat, something very important to you will be lost.

It's affected most of us already, so I feel bad even though I'm part of it.

We know it's with the group chat because the only person who we've been trying to join for a long time now (Diego) hasn't and now will never join,

his important thing is still with him. Which is good.

September 11, 2019

We are out of limbo now.

Jaryd has nothing to say.

Patrick says "HI!!!"

Diego says "what."

And we are all still doing good, I think.

We are still alive, by the way. I don't think the shirts are coming in though, we don't have no money.

July 31, 2019


July 22, 2019

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July 9, 2019

July 1, 2019

It is Sam's and Alfonzo's day of birth today.

Another year to the best cult leader.

June 24, 2019

It's the first anniversary of's creation!!/p>

Time has flew for all of us.

Most of us will now be moving higher in life so maybe we can meet them again someday.

We had our moments. More things like the honor of the greatest joke of all time going to Patrick.

And the spin-off of The Cult (even though The Cult is still above it)

For now, we take a break from looking at the time and drinking Life Water on the daily to rest in limbo again.

The website should be updated to present day soon so stay tuned for that.

March 26, 2019

We have an official flag! It's been out for a while but I haven't had the time to update this website in a while. So now its here.

Also there is now Bassifist Major. For all the people in the spinoff of The Cult that I mentioned once.

Next update may be a while as nothing is really happening now, so see you then.

January 11, 2019

I know this is the third update on this, but I have to clarify something because of miscommunication on my part.

While the T-Pose will be removed from our cult, it still is a symbol of who we are, and who we were.

We will still do it sometimes if it is to where we have most upper-class members in one place, but thats really the only time we might do it.

So, not completely removed like I thought. My bad.

January 1, 2019

Happy new year to all the bassifists and people who have looked at our website!

Or just to all people. I don't really know.

Anyways, we have had some questions about our obviously questionable decision of removing the T-Pose from our cult.

The reason we have done this is mainly because it has become a dead meme, and we were basically milking it for longer than its lifespan was supposed to be.

Some other reasons include that the fortnite kids were just too much for us, and that everbody knew what we were talking about. It didnt have the same effect as when we first started The Cult back in April/March.

"This" pose will still be in The Cult as a kind-of replacement to it. Which is ironic because it was brought up before the T-Pose.